Casa Marine – Eligible Bachelors Fitted Tee
Sand / XS
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
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Welcome to Casa Marine.
Six eligible bachelors have entered the villa. One secret bombshell is waiting in the wings. The only question is:
Will you stay with your Sonny... or decouple and pick a new one?
Inspired by late-night reality TV, tiny plastic men, and the collective delusion that the next blind box will definitely fix everything.
Features an original Casa Marine illustration on the back and a hidden turtle "bombshell" chest graphic inspired by the elusive secret bachelor.
✨ Limited Summer '26 Drop
✨ Original CheetahTea design
✨ Unisex fit
✨ Lightweight and soft for year-round wear
✨ Designed for collectors, traders, and reality TV enthusiasts
Warning: May cause spontaneous trades, emotional attachment to blind boxes, and excessive use of the phrase "my head has turned."
Casa Marine – Eligible Bachelors Fitted Tee
$32.00
Sale price
$32.00
Regular price
Six eligible bachelors have entered the villa. One secret bombshell is waiting in the wings. The only question is:
Will you stay with your Sonny... or decouple and pick a new one?
Inspired by late-night reality TV, tiny plastic men, and the collective delusion that the next blind box will definitely fix everything.
Features an original Casa Marine illustration on the back and a hidden turtle "bombshell" chest graphic inspired by the elusive secret bachelor.
✨ Limited Summer '26 Drop
✨ Original CheetahTea design
✨ Unisex fit
✨ Lightweight and soft for year-round wear
✨ Designed for collectors, traders, and reality TV enthusiasts
Warning: May cause spontaneous trades, emotional attachment to blind boxes, and excessive use of the phrase "my head has turned."
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 36-39 |
| M | 29 | 39-42 |
| L | 30 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 54-57 |